You Suck Badge of Honor - Petty Ass Gift
Sometimes someone needs a badge of honor to show how stupid they really are.
Good on you for being the one to tell them how it is.
This gift includes a standard sized badge with a colored lanyard.
*Lanyard color is random & based on stock at the time. Do you really care? If you do, put a comment in the notes and I'll try to accommodate special requests. But no guarantees. After all, I am a petty ass bitch. I might put the opposite color of what you ask haha
Delivered anonymously so you can say what needs to be said without confrontation.
Each petty gift arrives with a greeting card letting them know someone felt this was necessary. Because sometimes people need a little…formal recognition
Plus I include sperm confetti, loose in every card.
Sperm confetti is in memory of my grammy -- story below all this boring information if you're interested
You can't go wrong with our optional "extra petty upgrade"
Not only are you sending them the petty gift of your choosing + the unhelpful card full of sperm confetti, you'll also get the super petty upgrades of
A custom short message of your choosing with your name (20 words or less)
Extra sperm confetti loose in the card
Bonus glitter bomb in the card
Go on, be petty. You know you want to, upgrade that shit
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SPERM CONFETTI GRAMMY STORY TIMEEEEEE:
My grammy was such a silly old woman. Her and grampy stayed in FL 6 months out of the year and then eventually moved there full time for a number of years as well.
She was wonderful about always writing cards to us.
Every single card was full of colorful fun metallic and plastic confetti pieces. It was so cute.
Well, one day I decided to get my grandma back with confetti but I bought white and purple sperm shaped confetti instead of her standard flower, cutesy confetti.
My mom was convinced grandma would have nooo clue what it was supposed to be.
But, I got a call after she opened the card and she was laughing and knew exactly what it was.
So now, I figure her memory can live on with confetti in every card! Grammy passed away a few years ago, but she was surrounded by loved ones holding her hands.
