Yes. Like…aggressively handmade. Every ridiculous little piece. I sculpt the originals myself, create silicone molds from them, and cast the final pieces in resin. The bag of dicks, the tiny violin, the medals, the poop…all of it starts in my hands. Everything else is designed by me too. The certificate, the mirror, the crown, all of it. Nothing mass produced. No cheap bulk junk. Also, fuck AI. I make everything myself. Just tiny, petty works of art made by my own hands.

Well, duh. That's literally the whole fucking point. We do not include your name, your email, the street you grew up on, your mothers maiden name, your horoscope, or anything else that would give you away 😅 But, you also do have the option for a "petty upgrade" to reveal yourself + a couple other fun things. See the details of the petty upgrade here in the FAQs.

A petty gift + an anonymous card explaining absolutely nothing helpful. Sometimes…a little extra chaos...or glitter...or confetti...send yourself one and find out?

Well...they probably fucking deserved it. There's a reason you sent it. haha.

Not only are you sending them the petty gift of your choosing + the unhelpful card, you'll also get the super petty upgrades of 1. Custom message of your choosing 2. Extra confetti 3. Bonus glitter in the card (The regular package doesn't include glitter) Go on, be petty. You know you want to, upgrade that shit

Yes, see the "petty upgrade" option! It's also here in the FAQs!

Yes, it's a harmless fucking gag gift. People are dumb, don't let them deter you from having fun haha.

Absolutely fucking not. We don't believe in regretting petty decisions. Send the gift, it'll feel so good.

Depends on what you order. But I sould have most things out within a week. I make everyyyyyy thing with my hand. Literally. I even went so far as to make the clay molds, to make silicone molds to make resin