Glitter filled card - literally so much glitter - Petty Ass Gift

Sometimes you don't need a fancy gift to express your feelings.

Sometimes, a card full of all the fucking glitter is enough.

That's it, that's the gift.

Just a bunch of fucking glitter chaos...

Plus I include sperm confetti, loose in every card.

Sperm confetti is in memory of my grammy -- story below all this boring information if you're interested

Delivered anonymously so you can say what needs to be said without confrontation.

*Glitter color is random, just depends on what I have in stock at the time.

You can't go wrong with our optional "extra petty upgrade"

Not only are you sending them this unhelpful card full of sperm confetti and 1 glitter pouch already, you'll also get the super petty upgrades of

1. A custom short message of your choosing with your name (20 words or less)

2. Extra sperm confetti loose in the card

3. Bonus SECOND glitter bomb in the bottom of the card

Go on, be petty. You know you want to, upgrade that shit

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SPERM CONFETTI GRAMMY STORY TIMEEEEEE:

My grammy was such a silly old woman. Her and grampy stayed in FL 6 months out of the year and then eventually moved there full time for a number of years as well.

She was wonderful about always writing cards to us.

Every single card was full of colorful fun metallic and plastic confetti pieces. It was so cute.

Well, one day I decided to get my grandma back with confetti but I bought white and purple sperm shaped confetti instead of her standard flower, cutesy confetti.

My mom was convinced grandma would have nooo clue what it was supposed to be.

But, I got a call after she opened the card and she was laughing and knew exactly what it was.

So now, I figure her memory can live on with confetti in every card! Grammy passed away a few years ago, but she was surrounded by loved ones holding her hands.